I'd like to know who your first crush was, what you had for your tea and who you'd be if you could swap lives with anyone for one day. I'm bored too obvs.
My first crush will have been someone from school but to be honest I can’t really remember. I had a KFC for tea. Hot wings snack box and a 3 piece meal. Annnnd I don’t know who I’d swap a day in my life with. Maybe just any sexy lady. Then I’d obviously just spend all day playing with my fanny.
“But when a saga popular with pre-adolescent girls peaks romantically on a night that leaves the heroine to wake up covered with bruises in the shape of her husband’s hands — and when that heroine then spends the morning explaining to her husband that she’s incredibly happy even though he injured her, and that it’s not his fault because she understands he couldn’t help it in light of the depth of his passion — that’s profoundly irresponsible.”—