If I got a hairless cat I'd call it Ross Kemp.
marcolikesdirt: American Football - Never Meant ...
On good terms though. Doesn’t make it feel any better. Every cloud I guess…
gozzing down on a cock of cheese– Jessica Fairclough (via batsnatcher)
Accidental Peeping Tom
So I’m driving down a backstreet looking for somewhere to park, I glance up to see a naked girl. Sweet! Should have probably closed her curtains.
soulforsale asked: i'm gutted i didn't think of that :(
lilwhiterabbit: nobody would ever have a reason to fall out with you haha :3 Sweet! Merci!